monkeymike blog

Have some cards printed out that say "MI5 - Returning commandeered items form YG67F" on them. Add the Secret Police's secret HQ address on the front and a space for someone's: name, address and details of the item. Place one in your hand and run up to someone talking on their mobile in the street. Grab the mobile, push the card at them and shout out "MI5 I need your phone it's a matter of national security." Give them the card..."send this off to get your phone back" and then run off in a "24" or "Spooks" kind of way. Ideally at this point you get a mate to squeal past doing a handbrake turn and shout something like "over here agent orange" Any sensible person would collapse back in shock and consider themselves honoured to be helping protect the UK from overseas terrorists and not worry about their iphone, let's face it Apple don't sell to the brightest subset of the population. Job done. Now go to a pub and find someone who wants to buy an iphone on the cheap, and is willing to deal with MI5.